A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
It’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!
The weapon only kills Russians
An APC that only needs the power of the sun to run; no fuels.
The battery for the solar panels is so big, there’s only space for a driver and one passenger
Armored Person Carrier
A rifle scope that can see through walls.
It does this by ‘inverting’ what can be seen through.
It can’t see through air.
An army of hive-mind cats.
The plan works perfectly. You are not in charge of the hive mind.
it’s AI controlled
A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.
Indiscriminately across all of space and time… which is mostly empty.
So when it averages out, it’s actually less effective than cat videos.
