For example: Windows --> Windoze, Winblows
Microsoft -> Mrkvošrot (slovakian for “carrot scrap”)
Giant Tiger= Giant Welfare
The next two are my brother’s, I don’t eat there but I find them hilarious :
KFC = Yucky Tucky
McD = Rotten Ronnie’s
M$. ËÃ, Nexlé, Jarf Buzzos, Fux, Nixxon, the Blcops subseries in COD of Doody, &c ad ∞ with varying consistency.
Fascists
Which company or product are you referring to?
that would be a long list
microshaft
That got a good chuckle out of me. Like it !
Not companies, but “N*STINK, Backstreet Girls, and 98 Disease” lives rent free in my brain.
Please tell me that the Backstreet Girls exist now as a badass parody/cover band.
If Wikipedia is to be believed, the Backstreet Girls are a Norwegian rock band formed in 1984. Which means they predate the Backstreet Boys by a long time.
But I have to take Wikipedia at its word, since most sources are in Norwegian.
For years my grub entry read
rWindows, it doesn’t make sense in English, but “Ruim” is portuguese for bad, so it sounds similar to badows.Ruindows
I found some for Apple. They aren’t all “pejorative” but still
- Fruit Company (or Fruit Store)
- i… --> iSheep, iOverprice, iGreed, iLies, iRot
- Apfel von Braun (Apple sucks up to fascists and authoritarians, Hiterl’s wife was Eva Braun, Apfel = Apple in German)
- Malus - Latin name for Apple
My fave is ‘crapple’
The classic Ford -> Fix Or Repair Daily
My favorite is
Found
On
Road
DeadFucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Home Despot
The Food Hole
What does this refer to?
Whole foods?
Ah gotcha. Around here, we call it “Whole Paycheck”
None. It doesn’t do anything. Don’t like nestle? I don’t buy their products. Maybe spread the word among family and friends. Same for coca cola. Same for tesla. Same for a bunch of others. Finding names for them seems a bit childish.
Wow you’re so mature, I hope we can all be as grown up as you some day. Thanks for pointing out how above it all you are, it makes you seem really cool and fun. Hopefully some day the rest of us can live such rigid and whimsy-less lives, too.
Kill’em with sarcasm. LOL.
Don’t worry, you will!
Whole foods -> Whole paycheck
We used to call it whole booze. Because for some foolish reason, the one in our colege town used to put giant displays of wine (like a full wall of cases of the cheap stuff) in the automatic door vestibule.
So it was pretty common to see a car zoom up, and a couple kids jump out, grab a couple cases and then peel out driving off.
“Crap made by slaves” for most goods sold here in the US. It’s not always true, but total disregard almost every company with cases of proven forced labor of innocent people including women and children it’s easier for me to write it all off as fucked up to buy. It’s also all made to breakdown into known toxic waste soon enough to force you to buy more soon.
“Sugar water” for sweet tea soda and filtered juices.
“Advertised burger” for anything that I know sucks but for no good reason I really crave some gut wrenching to fastfood.
“Internet of Stings” is a good stallmanism.
“Unmanned ground drone” for a waymo or anything it. The cameras just creep me out.
“Children electrocutioners” for ChicFila
“Relic looters” for hobby lobby
“The company that stole 300 bucks from me” for local crooked car dealer ship that stole 300 bucks from me.
I hate ads because they make these horrible places seem normal, so I try my best at anti advertising.
Lol a trucking company I worked for in high school was called “Cheezik Transport” or something like that but all the workers called it “Cheese Dick”
