I’ve seen enough videos of rapey koalas to know that they sure as hell do pursue females.
Koala sex offender registry ftw
We had some koalas living in our backyard at one of the houses I grew up in. Evenings were spent relaxing to screaming from the female and grunting from the male…
You what?
Just watch a koala documentary and it may well be in there.
“Hey Shazza, wanna root?”
As much as we rag on koalas for being dumb as shit… they sure know how to relax
Brain smooth, stress just slide right off.
Ignorance is bliss.
Ain’t nothin wrong with that!
Chlamydia is a major threat to koala populations across Australia. This bacterial disease infects between 20% and 90% of individuals in koala populations.
wow, if you asked me i would have guessed between 0% and 100%, so I wouldn’t be far off from the scientists as someone who knew nothing about it.
That’s what happens when you don’t hunt and take whatever comes strolling along
That’s quite the range
“U up?”
AY YO BITCH! MY DICK HERE!
Hot boy summer 🤷
That’s not a dating strategy, that’s a freaking totem spirit animal!
And he’s looking so incredibly comfortable on his branch.
Being stupid, fluffy, permanently buzzed from your only source of food, and probably having chlamydia is the lifestyle we all should strive for.
Sorry Mr. Koala, but I ain’t no hollaback girl.
That’s koalas
Big K o a l a s
That’s koalas!
Big K O A L A S!
Just waiting for a mate.
