“Hey Strongbad - check out my creepy pants!”
DELETED / DELORTED
"The Cheat is one handsome fellow!
…
That was definitely an ugly bird."
i think this oc is relevant
“my mouth tastes like… emails”
whatever the gd one with stinko man is gold
Whats homestar runner? I looked it up but didn’t understand very quickly so I figured fans could tell me in a shorter way than a websearch can
Old animated webcomic
It’s a website from the early 2000’s that had absurdist flash animations centered around weird cartoon characters in a fictional small town. It was kind of like a weird interactive TV show for a while.
Ah nice, that sounds cool. I probably would have enjoyed it if I had been old enough at the time
I’ve had to explain it to my younger friends from college that all these flash animations the old farts reference and nostalgiagasm over were simply the best media available on the internet at the time, because online video just wasn’t really a thing yet outside of flash animations
I haven’t been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that’s all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:
“You are not [name]! You are not even literate!” And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself
Then he’d dream about who’s hotter. Ali or Ali’s sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.
That was the “sisters” sbemail!
“Well, Ali. There’s ONE of me. A-deleted…”
“DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!”
Holy crap, I was convinced I’d never get to see it again! That’s exactly the one, watched it just now! Thanks!
“Come back Ali… Come back Ali’s sister…”
I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit! Everybody to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
Whut the hell?
Its close, but not an exact match
The chief is to the limit
chief
Oh…oh no.
I little email
Some you and me-mail
Haha that’s about as much as I can remember, aside from Trogdor
Guess my favorites…!
“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”
“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”
“BACK OFF BABY”
“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”
We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!
The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!
Yep, you got it right - “techno”!
Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.
This is quoted in my house A LOT
A favorite for me is “That’s not a good prize!”
Computer over. Virus = very yes
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.
“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!
Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.
Checkin’ my email hopin’ it’s from a female
And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.
Gotta have blue hair
Man, “japanese cartoon” really was the birth of a legend. Can’t forget the fond memories of playing that Stinkoman video game!
We put that second lightswitch in so that you could turn the lights on and off
Not so you could throw light switch raves!
Senor Cardgage Mortgage
“There’s a rainbow in my pocket and I think it’s starting to melt”
Is a quote from them and I can’t remember which? Not i was literally just singing this to myself.
But I really like a lot of them… But if I had to pick one off the top of my head?
TROGDOR or children’s book (? Title? - no two kids are not on fire!)
“There’s a rainbow in my pocket and I think it’s starting to melt”
children’s book (? Title? - no two kids are not on fire!)
Damn near pissed myself laughing the first time I saw it.