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But if you did all those thing, people would say that you’re putting forth a good effort, soo…
How does one effort without effort?
Like this:
“How did I just do that?” you may be asking!
Please, allow me to elaborate further:
By being effortless. >.>
MAYBE SHES BORN WITH IT, MAYBE ITS MAYEBLENE
It’s definitely maple beans.
Maybe it’s plasticine
Be neurotypical and be privileged enough to not have any (mental) health issues
What does the writer think “extra” means?
unpaid overtime probably
What does the writer think “effort” means? What does the writer think anything means?
They don’t have the ability to conceptualize reality without a clear and distinct hierarchy:
Rules for Me
vs
Rules for Thee
… in other words, a large chunk of their brain is just actually stuck at narcissistic toddler level, who hasn’t fully grasped that… other people are in fact people, like themself.
Not sure. Clearly there’s no effort being dedicated towards rational thought
Management by ai would count
It is free speech – the author probably
I just love this kind of reasoning. Some people really think that it’s okay if “it’s not literally illegal for me to say this” is the best argument they can come up with.
I’m so glad I don’t work in an office environment any more
Or doesn’t even make an acronym
That’s just lazy
Effort does not require effort
This has got to be satire
I’m leaning towards satire or AI generated. Could be either.
Satire does not require satire these days.
Different versions of this were plastered all over high schools in my area when I attended a decade ago. Not satire unfortunately.
they didn’t specific good before attitude
…and this is what happens when you write bullshit without effort.
Seriously, an LLM could have done a better job than whoever wrote this.
I was thinking that an LLM probably did write it.
I’ve seen this posted before, in fact so long ago that if it was an LLM it would have been GPT-1 at most.
I’m pretty sure this is human-flavoured stupidity, rather than LLM garbage.
“If that’s true you should be able to prove it by doing thrice as much of everything on the list you wrote with no issue.”
Best I can do is 3x the attitude and body language.
It’ll have to do.
🖕🍆🖕
Effort doesn’t require effort. It’s not the same word at all.
Okay let’s fix this list:
- ….
I can’t think of anything.
Of course not, that would require effort! 😉
Things that don’t require effort:
Not putting up passive aggressive signs in the office about how you wish your coworkers would do your work for you.
YOUR MOTHER DOES NOT WORK HERE JENOTHY WASH YOUR DAMN FORK
“doing extra” I wonder who is fooled by this sign
One of my bosses posted, “Teamwork makes the dream work.”
I wanted to ask “Whose dream?”, but I needed the job.
“Oh, we’re all in this together, we’re a TEAM! Yes, it’s my dream, and I take far more personal profit out of this company than any of you, but we all work for the same goal! I mean, we all have bills to pay. Yes, my bill is the mortgage on my 8000 sq. ft. McMansion, and my ski boat, and your bill is food, and a car payment, but really, we’re all the same here, just trying to get along in life. Right!?”
Fuck you, JOHnaTHaN.
That’s pretty fucked up. I always thought of “Teamwork makes the dream work” as something two people working together might say to each other once they finished a task more easily than they could have alone. A boss saying that to an employee is definitely saying “we (management) have a dream that you should turn into a reality for us”.
Motivational posters are the worst. I’ve never worked at a place that had them that didn’t have their head up their asses.
Want to motivate me? Give me good wages, lots of vacation and keep the shitheads out of the company. Current place puts a premium on culture fit, anyone can interview, if any single person is uncomfortable, they’re a no-go. We’ve had some solid talent booted out the door because they couldn’t stop from being as ass for a couple hours.
