Naturally, it’s Ankylosaurus. Just look at this armoured tactical turtle and tell me you do not love this silly little guy!
Just wanting to eat his plants. Wanna gnaw on him? Tough luck, it hurts and you cannot crack that shell. Also, he will fucking break your kneecaps with his built-in hammer while you’re bothering him.
Spirit animal.
I have a soft spot for two dinos because of videogames:
Giganotosaurus: Because Dino Crisis 2. I mean, I know that its size was greatly exaggerated, but I’ll never forget how damn frightening it was when you were about to fight the T. rex and suddenly, bam!, a fucking thing twice it’s size appeared and kicked its ass like it was nothing.
Utahraptor. Many years ago, there was a little game called “Primal Prey”, where you could go back in time and hunt for dinos. I thought (again) that the T. rex would be the most frightening, but when I got to the part where you have to hunt for the Utahraptor, oh boy, I almost pissed myself because this dude appeared behind me out of nowhere and killed me in an instant. Since then I’ve really liked this species.