Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-squaremessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square115fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
minus-squareSean@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” -Mitch Hedberg
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoMitch is very heavily influenced by Steven Wright!
minus-squareSean@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI know! It’s that deadpan delivery that really sells the style. Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the 70’s!
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoYep yep yep I’m also the one who always goes around telling people that 😂
I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
-Mitch Hedberg
Mitch is very heavily influenced by Steven Wright!
I know! It’s that deadpan delivery that really sells the style.
Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the 70’s!
Yep yep yep I’m also the one who always goes around telling people that 😂