Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-squaremessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square115fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoI broke a mirror in my house, and you’re supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
minus-squareSean@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoWhat do you call ten thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? A good start.
I broke a mirror in my house, and you’re supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
What do you call ten thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
A good start.