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Skill issue
Kids nowadays won’t believe this but you used to get burgers that held together without a skewer.
They should always do 3 mini burgers instead of a big one
or they can make a big burger that’s somewhat hollow on the inside, so the sides will stop stuff from falling out
Oooo like a little meat tray. I like this.
You gotta put your hand on the back of the burger and just push it i to your mouth.
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This is the result of incorrect burger gripping, where the pinkies and ring fingers should also be holding the back end together, ensuring a safe dining experience
Here, practical burger.
If this starts to happen, turn it around before it slides too much and start biting from the other side instead. Usually does the trick!
Just eat from the opposite side, the burger will never see it coming.
That’s why those little burger spikes at restaurants are so useful.
I like cutting my burgers in half. Gives me better control over the contents.
Same. Much easier to eat
Thank you. I had to scroll through so many comments about disgusting holding techniques that get your hands even dirtier.
Be civilized. Cut your burger in half. You will not regret it.
Sliced avocado on anything. It must be mashed!
That’s why I run away from big overstuffed burgers. In my country, people put lettuce, fresh tomatoes and raw onions in burgers like they actually are kebabs. Best burgers I know are toasted bun, patty, fried onions or grilled bacon, 1-2 pickles, and a homemade sauce. No room for escape
My homie raw onion slice does not deserve this slander
He’s just a chill guy in a burger world
I put my thumb slightly behind the middle on the bottom and put a little pressure on the back of the bun with my pinkie fingers so that the stuff inside has a gentle pressure towards my mouth. While some sauces might escape, the toppings and meat stay in.
Usually I see people blow out their burgers by holding the part closest to their mouth in a counter productive attempt to squish it into their mouth.
This is what I do, but it’s not about this. The stuff exits the other side because pressure on the top and bottom from biting into it squeezes the contents. It can’t go into your mouth because your teeth are in the way.
Exacerbated when the burger contains slippery stuff e.g. lots of mayo and tomato.
It is not 100%, but my burger eating got infinitely better ever since I saw this image a couple of years ago. I saw the meme and thought if this one, so glad tou delivered this wisdom to others.
AOM guides are amazing
I never considered it would be a technique issue.
You are my hero, may your pillows be forever your preferred temperature
With extra messy burgers, consider supporting the backside of the burger even more. Pinching the opposite end of the burger between little and ring fingers Basically like the image, but moving the fingers closer to the middle
Also in between bites hold it flat or upside down instead of vertical to prevent gravity from making the ingredients droop out.
The pros just do cheese, maybe some grilled onions and some sauce for a classic dirty burger
Hey, it’s Philadelphia charlemagne Collins III, aka Phil Collins.
I’m guessing his business partner passed from congestive heart failure, burgers are probably 🔥 tho.
Do what you love and you don’t work a single day. Because the heart attack gets you first
