I know a lot of people see a cock gobbler, but I’m in it for the turkey breasts.

A whole new meaning for “cockgobbler”.

Gobble gobble?

Oh, did it come early this year?

Some premature thanksgivulation.

A day early and a baster short.

I think you’ve made a gravy mistake.

I’ll see myself out…

What’s the chocolate one look like?

The 6 Nations had 12-13 Thanksgiving feasts. One for each harvest, so we’re literally just celebrating 1/12-1/13 of the holiday anyway.

Why did they put a blue origin rocket on a Thanksgiving cake?

Ooh, it’s not a cock, but a turkey!

@BonesOfTheMoon A quick reminder on how colonizers fucked the natives over.

Yeah you’re thankful the geese are invading Amrica and giving ya’ll a break from the horrors.