I’m currently crowd funded, but I’ve been thinking about seeing if Blue Cross Blue Shield wants to fund me

The adrestian empire

The sorosbucks seem to be drying up lately. All these abortions aren’t going to pay for themselves, I might have to go paint a few crosswalks with rainbows to make up the difference

I’m funded by Soros’ housemaid

The support of viewers like you

I’m actually funding the shadowing leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas

I’m funded by Big Small, the lobbying group for those people who sell hand made crafts on the sidewalk.

Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Clandestine Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.

I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?

Still waiting on the job offer from the DPRK for all the free propaganda I’ve written for them.

Tell them I offered a whole $5 more. If that doesn’t get management to scramble for a budget extension, nothing will.

I missed cabal sign up day so I’m waiting for Soros to give me my orders.

A lefty grubby commie mom and pop global big box store. Its all very socialist.

china and russia, of course.

I am funded by Antifa LLC and The Trans Agenda Corp.