• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    4 months ago

    I am definitely stealing ‘white as a hotel towel’ to refer to myself and other mayonaise-complexioned people, that’s incredible, hahaha!

  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    One time, I was smoking a cigarette in my car, outside of my house. A cop pulled up behind me and blasted their lights. They asked me a ton of questions, most of which I refused to answer. I gave them ID which had my FUCKING address, and they still said, “You ain’t from around here are you?”. Mother fucker, you don’t even live in this zipcode. You are at MY address. It was a Pacific beach surfing sticker and a Bernie sticker. They also told me to take them off. They went off in a pout, and the deputy told me they were just training the newbie. To what, profile people?

  • CrayonDevourer@lemmy.worldBanned
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    4 months ago

    Well shit, I’m gonna buy a whole 1000 pack of Mexican flag stickers and throw them on every car in every parking lot I see.

      • CrayonDevourer@lemmy.worldBanned
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        3 months ago

        Okay, how about if I promise only to throw them on white people’s cars? :P

        Edit: Nevermind, that would be racist. How about I throw them on TRUMP SUPPORTERS vehicles?

    • ssillyssadass@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      3 months ago

      What’s even more disgusting is the American citizens’ lackadaisical response to it.

      “Haha look I resist by wasting their time”

      • Waldelfe@feddit.org
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        3 months ago

        While I agree that there should be a way harsher response, wasting the regimes resources and thereby throwing a spanner in the works is a legit way of protest.

  • Bwaz@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I’m pretty sure that any of the psychos signing up to be ICE thigs would LOVE to have a Mexican flag sticker plastered on their car’s back bumper. Pretty sure.

  • a9cx34udP4ZZ0@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    All fun and games until they throw her in a cage. I hate to break it to you, when ICE is kidnapping people, they aren’t checking your documents first. They’re just disappearing you to the back of the van. If they happen to get a few citizens too, well that’s just collateral damage.

    One can hope it would result in a massive lawsuit, public outrage, and change. My bet is that it doesn’t even make headlines, Faux News slanders the woman for being an “immigrant sympathizer” and the Trump administration tries to strip her citizenship for aiding and abetting enemies of the state (you know Jesus who pays his taxes and picks fruit seasonally in Arizona).

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      3 months ago

      Congrats, you’ve pissed off the “not voting for Harris was right because she supported Israel” crowd that seems to ignore that Trump is a literal fan of genocide. Actually I think the person who replied to you and is likely going to have their comment removed by mods soon is the same person who replies to a couple of my old comments occasionally telling me to die essentially.

      I’d buy you a beer if I ever see you, if I knew who you are lol

      • Lumisal@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        What they hell did they say or do???! Is there not a comment cool down on Lemmy???

        I’ve never seen that many nuked comments the heck. If they’re not a bot thru need professional help

        • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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          3 months ago

          Was basically implying that OP voted for genocide (the talking point is that voting for Harris meant voting for genocide) and now others voted to genocide him instead (Trump and his Latino genocide in the US) and that he hopes OP gets thrown in a van because that would be karma

          Dude keeps leaving similar comments at me too after I commented that anyone who refrained from voting for Harris because of the genocide is an idiot because Trump supports the same genocide and more. First time I ever came to Lemmy to find over 100 replies in my inbox lol

            • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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              3 months ago

              Usually it’s been a single comment. This time there were 100+ posted at once. Think it was done automatically rather than copy-pasted manually. Comment style very much seems like the same person each time though, and they’ve been banned by the time I get online and see the comments each time lol

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    With all of those masks out there I thought there was a covid variant that only infected right-wing muscle bound goons. We can demand of cops “Give me your name and badge number”. We can demand of Trumps cops “BOOM! (blackness for a while) What country is this?”.

  • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Use old flags of European countries and say you are a history buff.

    Use flags of fictional countries and say that you are a fantasy buff.

    So many opportunities.

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      3 months ago

      Or exert your 1st amendment rights and put whatever sticker you want on your car without providing any justification whatsoever.

      Shit, USA has genuinely succumbed to fascism.

  • heyWhatsay@slrpnk.netEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Better option: find a swasticar, and stick a flag on the back of it. Waste the time of the pig and the trumpster in a cybertruck

    • Soapbox@lemmy.zipEnglish
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      3 months ago

      Just be sure to wear a mask. The cameras on Teslas constantly record everything around them even when parked.