When you’re bored of Clit heroe, travel down to Penis tone!
I had a friend who used to live there
Small place I reckon
I wanted to go to this, but I could not find it.
Me neither, I think it’s there somewhere.
Have either of you thought to ask for direction?
Clitheroe is good for one thing: a summer walk by the river when the sun’s out.
For anything else, avoid like a plague village.
Man I love a good summer’s walk.
Avoid like a plague village? Is it boring there?
Depressed (economically and socially) northern town.
That should explain everything.
Source: am a northerner.
We named British towns over the centuries with the purpose of providing test data for the Scunthorpe problem when computers were finally invented
Clit hero
Knowing the UK it’s probably pronounced “Iverno” or some nonsense
Clith-uhrow
First syllable rhyming with “with”
Final two like if you said “arrow” but starting with the u in “gun”
I knew that’s how you pronounced it, but not how it’s spelled 😂
That puts the emphasis on the rr in arrow instead of the w. I’d say it sounds like wither but with a cl, then a standard oh.
Who came to eat? 😜
Not me, I don’t live there 😞
Scunthorpe
Twatt, Orkney
