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I think I’m the Lawful Good. Sorry.
The lowly shopping cart is the only appliance that can absorb my gathered rage as I launch it full speed into its brethren
Golden corral
I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.
I’m 40.
Disagree with these, except maybe LG, LE, NE, and CE.
Neutral good: Given directly to the next customer.
Chaotic good: Given to the poor.
Lawful neutral: Returned to a corral.
True neutral: Given to a staff member.
Chaotic neutral: Returned to another store.This is one template I’m down to bring back
Chaotic Good baby, love when the parking lot around the corral is vacant so I can go for distance without risking hitting anyone.
Wherw would “Cable tied it to the doorhandle of a car parked like an asshole.” Sit?
Shopping trolleys are a rich source of materials for the aspiring welding fabricator. Road signs can also be good but they get banged around.
Some of the returns sound like you took it from there in the first place. Return to the poor? Did you take it from them? Return to a culvert? Did you find it in a ditch and then take it shopping??
Years ago, my mate and I stole one, took it into the forest, and used it as a grill during the summer. Which alignment does that make us?
Chaotic Neutral, you still technically returned it to nature
So Neutral Evil just means lazy bitch-ass trash?
Where does “slammed into someone’s car” fall?
What alignment are you if you just take it home?
For the record: I am chaotic good. I can accurately hit the inside of the corral from up to 150 feet away. 😤
True neutral
Returned to the poor
I used to do it with my car. Late at night, after store is closed, go to local supermarket, find unreturned trolleys, square them up with my car, line myself up, and push them along the car park like I was competing in some urban form of Curling.
