Please be mean. This country of nut jobs needs a wake up call.

Get over it Pete. That’s what we were supposed to do over Trump’s threats, weren’t we?

You evil chucklefuck. You lose credibility every time you open your mouth, and that’s not really a good look for a “diplomat”.

I hope so. I’m American.

On the wall of Dr. Steve’s office there is a framed certificate marked “PhD.” You doubt its veracity? Look closer. It stands for “Pete Hoekstra is a Doofus.”

…shiiiiiiiiit.

I certainly hope so

Absolutely not. Trump is being an asshole to our friendly neighbors, and I’m glad to see them standing up for themselves. Silently tolerating his abuse would be weak and pathetic.

Commander Taco?

Given all of that (waves generally in the direction of the Trump regime and all its cronies) you guys are allowed to be a whole lot meaner.

I remember learning about the denial of the denial of the anti Muslim comments years ago. It’s offensive that America would send this troglodyte to us.

It’s baffling to me how a fucker who would lie straight in your face with no change in their facial expression is even allowed to hold any office without people being up in their pitchforks to force em out of power, and for decades too.

If they are it’s only because he deserves it.