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2 inches of what? If it’s hair, I’m disappointed but still amused at this way to advertise a regular hairdresser service
What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
Losing 2in is 30mins is basically water weight. Lose an extra .5in by pooing
/jk bc it doesn’t exactly work like that
I know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is “in” a unit of weight?
I meant inches around your torso
That’s a really weird way to measure one’s fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /s