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approximately 1.06 × 10⁻⁷ nanolightyears
Just about half as twice as much.
Around 2 cats long
Meter‽ We are more than well acquainted.
About the length of a golden retriever
Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.
But how do we measure the lenght? Do we have to find a way which includes the last drop? And what if I don’t have a penis?
You piss in the snow to clearly see the pee and the furthest drop counts.
If you don’t have a cock you are free to bring a dick you trust to the measurement. Just make sure to fill the form A38 beforehand and your designated piss officer will give your team green light.
Can some non-German person please fill out the A38 in English without translating a single German word of the A38?

The overall length of an M16A4
Why does it have a overall on
I didn’t even know what a M16A4 is. Some US unit, right?
Yes, with the official M16A4 unit being defined as 1/100th the length between the goal lines of an American Football field.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M16_rifle
39.37 in (1,000 mm) (M16A4)
I didn’t know until today that it was exactly one meter long, though.
You did ask for weird
It is a very US unit, yes.
A bit more than 90 centimetres, a bit less than 110. Somewhere in that ballpark.
The distance between the first line in a hopscotch game and where I would put the top line of the [4, 5] block.
The distance that light travels in about a three hundred millionth of a second. Wait, that’s just the actual definition.
Five traditional sausages in a row.
Traditional in which country?
Franken selbstverständlich. Fränkische Bratwürste.
Which part of Franken?
About this long holds palms one meter apart.
It’s approximately 100 quarts per square foot.
Well, meter, like atom meter? Or like gas meter? Anti meter? You need to specify the type of meter.
Pentameter
Iambic or dactylic?
Enough thread for 10 to 15 stitches.














