On reflection, the real question is whether you’re home at the time, since that makes it the castle doctrine instead of “defense of property.” At which point you’re free to go full Home Alone a la Last Crusade. The penitent doorkicker kneels! bzzZZZzzzt
On reflection, the real question is whether you’re home at the time, since that makes it the castle doctrine instead of “defense of property.” At which point you’re free to go full Home Alone a la Last Crusade. The penitent doorkicker kneels! bzzZZZzzzt
Stop stop I can only get so erect
Yesh. When do I get to shlap my shon for blashphemy? Sho exshited aboit my shcenes.
What’d the five fingers say to the face? SHLAP!
What’d Boris’s face say to those five fingers? Achoo.