for the answer say when the hypothetical company started: been for a long time, middle of the road, newcomer/startup.

also if possible, dialouge with other POV’s mine

CEO(self): Alright , CTO and COO make sure all development resources are focused on developing the feature, leave 2 QA’s available so i can get them to test the bugginess of their product, also e need to keep the people who hate the feature so add a off button.

CTO: how do we split the task up?

COO: i deal with higher-ups, you lower ups.

CTO: makes sense

CEO(self): CFO we need to estimate profit forgivingly so we may take less of a hit

CFO: though, we need a few posts and statements to make sure the consumers keep patient

CEO: ok, ok, good. Anything else?

CIO: the competetors have a strike

CEO: we can’t afford a worse strike than them, anyways guess its time to end the emergency meeting.

(feel free to commentate on mine)

  • KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee
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    4 days ago

    This was far too polite and free of insults upon the direct reports’ capabilities and work ethic. Try “what the fuck do I pay you for? Get it done yesterday!”

    I used to be in those rooms. It wasn’t healthy.