ahem, that’s PROFESSOR Hanks, thank you very much

Fucking DEI hires

Kafkaesque organisation.

I am sure many of you know, but Dr. Hanks at UI is Tom Hank’s brother… may have something to do with the privacy.

DEI

Can happen to anyone. Just ask Gregor Samsa.

Lol, it’s real: https://sib.illinois.edu/directory/profile/hanks

Every university needs a cool bug guy. And no matter what discipline you’re in, your college experience will be better for knowing them. Kind of like the groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy, Boothby

I bet he teaches literature.