• Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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    5 months ago

    Same reason my car wants to go in the bathroom while I’m in there, meowing and scratching at the door, and then fucks off when I’m out.

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        5 months ago

        I’m now envisioning a car wrecking its way into a house, and then trying to make cat sounds with its engine and stuff (the meows would be kinda hard, but whining would be easy enough) at the door of the restroom, and then the tires just squeal as it zooms away as the person opens the restroom door. I’m envisioning the sheer, overwhelming perplexity on their face.

        I’m completely cracking up over this image. It’s amazing.