Your mom’s fidget spinner.
Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
Adult fidget spinner.
So that’s what they do with it after bottom surgery
What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.
It’s a five star porn-hub
“No, this is Patrick”
5 player co-op
Pentapenis
Patrick PornStar
PENVS
Starfucker
the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother
The penis wheel