My real name is John Doe
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Dmitri Smirnov, KGB.
John Smith (commie)
Ishtar, queen of heaven, goddess of war, love and fertility
R. Edward Terence. Ed for short and the R stands for Rupert but I don’t really use that name except on government forms. Hence redtea, a play on R. Ed T.
Obomi Obamna
SODA!!
Tony Hawk Blair
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
I’m not giving out real name.
A three letter agency employee has just learnt about the process of elimination.
(Athel for short)
ah, dangit, i didn’t scroll down enough to see if someone already made the same joke
Hey now, just because we’re communists doesn’t mean we can’t have a dozen different brands of the same joke.
PaX
richard holeburns
Death to America
Jeff. My name is Jeff.
My name is Inigo Montoya
Nomen Nescio