Sleeps 16! Newly renovated! 6,000+ sqft! Indoor pool in your very own gymnasium building! Apparently great for doomsday preppers for some reason! What’s not to love?
Ok so I don’t love whatever this thing is. It gives me creepy basement entrance vibes that don’t fit.
I like ceiling elephant if stuff has to be there at all, but the rest of the cave drawings…
(You may recognize this house from a comment on my prior post, cuz I wasn’t really thinking about posting this one separately, but hey might as well liven the place up)
This is the perfect property for me to start my cult!
It honestly really is.
I… Actually love this. I would live here, happily.
In total fairness, so would I, and not just for the indoor pool. There’s a lot I’d want to change about it, but I’d leave pretty much everything that couldn’t be fixed with paint. Other than that weird hut thing… tho I’m sure my cats would love to have a playhouse, so…
Indoor pool always looks nice until you deal with the mold.
I have the “fort” brain condition where anything I see like that hut looks like a great place to make a hangout.
Yeah, I have to assume that it’s actually a built in kids sleeping “bunk bed” place, due to the ladder to the top. I bet the inside of it has a kid-size bed as well or something, for exactly the fort thing.
I saw that one a while ago, is it still for sale?
Half the posts on this comm, I just think to myself I’d love the place. Guess we know which type of person builds them in the first place 🤷
I legit like the rainforest living room but the rest can go
I thought the pictures were AI generated at first.
That great room kinda rules. Maybe a fun rental, but living there I fell like I’d get sick of it pretty fast.
And yet, the furniture is by Big Lots.
At first I thought this was a ruin from some warzone.
I’m screaming. It’s perfect. I want it so bad, but it’s so expensive. How come rich people get to live in zoo enclosures? How come rich people get to live in natural history museums? Fuck you, I wanna live there. Literally me_irl:
But this is a museum that is never going to be accredited with any association, ever. Isn’t that kinda comforting, in a way?
Is it an automatic lock-in?
(I expect 2 brits to get this)
Tooooo the Crystal Doooooome!!
That’s the spirit!
Get the crystal!
I saw this house on a show about incredible real estate homes. I can’t remember the name of the show, but I remember thinking that this is a ridiculously dumb use of money and now it’s for sale hahahaha
Is that an adobe hut in the corner of the bedroom, for Bible role playing or something?
That big room is like someone designed a terrarium for humans without entirely knowing what humans are.
Party on the inside. Barn on the outside.
When you want to Tomb Raider a bit too much, but the regular Croft mansion isn’t exciting enough.
Haha that is totally the vibe, too!
Imagine swinging around and climbing all over that stuff (my intrusive thoughts would compel me to do so).
I would be scared to act on it bcs what if I get bored in 2 seconds and now I’m just living in this silly stupid house with none of that romantic adventure mystery.
That’s what the showing is for; exploring those intrusive thoughts without the investment!
