I am even more disappointed by that guy’s choice to work only 6 days a week.
I do not believe in sleep or rest.
I firmly believe that CEOs require diapers, not toilet breaks.
I used to shit myself continuously at the office, the stench was unbearable. And yet I went on, staying at my desk, asking people to come in to berate them.
I chose to be estranged by my whole family. My kids hate me. My wife despises me. My father won’t talk to me. Even my mother loathes me.
I managed all that by dedicating every second of my life to my job, so that I can die miserably any get a gravestone saying ‘lmao the shitman’s dead, rest in shit loser’.
Amateur! I haven’t stood up in so long my leg muscles have atrophied. I have fused with my office chair. Also I never leave and only take 10 min micro naps as my body periodically shuts down, unfortunately a weakest of my human form. I occupy one entire floor of the building as my productivity lair and only enter other floors when most employees are gone for the day, usually late at night. Typically to double check their work or scavenge for food.
I scare most of my coworkers, I think I’ve become something of myth? The interns gave me a name, I heard one scream “the Chairman is real!”. He was working late that night and I bumped into him. Anyhow I was famished, so I quickly knocked him out with my keyboard and dragged him back to my lair for a quick power lunch.
I am even more disappointed by that guy’s choice to work only 6 days a week.
I do not believe in sleep or rest.
I firmly believe that CEOs require diapers, not toilet breaks.
I used to shit myself continuously at the office, the stench was unbearable. And yet I went on, staying at my desk, asking people to come in to berate them.
I chose to be estranged by my whole family. My kids hate me. My wife despises me. My father won’t talk to me. Even my mother loathes me.
I managed all that by dedicating every second of my life to my job, so that I can die miserably any get a gravestone saying ‘lmao the shitman’s dead, rest in shit loser’.
Someone is thinking about the shareholders!!!
Amateur! I haven’t stood up in so long my leg muscles have atrophied. I have fused with my office chair. Also I never leave and only take 10 min micro naps as my body periodically shuts down, unfortunately a weakest of my human form. I occupy one entire floor of the building as my productivity lair and only enter other floors when most employees are gone for the day, usually late at night. Typically to double check their work or scavenge for food.
I scare most of my coworkers, I think I’ve become something of myth? The interns gave me a name, I heard one scream “the Chairman is real!”. He was working late that night and I bumped into him. Anyhow I was famished, so I quickly knocked him out with my keyboard and dragged him back to my lair for a quick power lunch.