Amateur! I haven’t stood up in so long my leg muscles have atrophied. I have fused with my office chair. Also I never leave and only take 10 min micro naps as my body periodically shuts down, unfortunately a weakest of my human form. I occupy one entire floor of the building as my productivity lair and only enter other floors when most employees are gone for the day, usually late at night. Typically to double check their work or scavenge for food.
I scare most of my coworkers, I think I’ve become something of myth? The interns gave me a name, I heard one scream “the Chairman is real!”. He was working late that night and I bumped into him. Anyhow I was famished, so I quickly knocked him out with my keyboard and dragged him back to my lair for a quick power lunch.
Amateur! I haven’t stood up in so long my leg muscles have atrophied. I have fused with my office chair. Also I never leave and only take 10 min micro naps as my body periodically shuts down, unfortunately a weakest of my human form. I occupy one entire floor of the building as my productivity lair and only enter other floors when most employees are gone for the day, usually late at night. Typically to double check their work or scavenge for food.
I scare most of my coworkers, I think I’ve become something of myth? The interns gave me a name, I heard one scream “the Chairman is real!”. He was working late that night and I bumped into him. Anyhow I was famished, so I quickly knocked him out with my keyboard and dragged him back to my lair for a quick power lunch.