• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    *slaps side*

    You can fit so many tech bros in this thing.

    Sorry fat politicians, maybe next trip.

    Edit: Mystery Rocket SLAMS Dome Over Mysterious California City

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      1 month ago

      Hmm, do you think if we over-reported the reliability statistics, we could get the tech bros to strap themselves to missiles sooner?

      • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Or maybe convince them that DIY submarines are a good cheap alternative

        I hear the Mariana Trench is beautiful this time of year