The whole what?
All of it.
Surprise the next guy to dig a hole there, by adding another hole underneath the hole.
Skelleton >:D
The evidence.
A can of tuna.
A fake bitcoin wallet
An actual wallet with chocolate coins, each with a bite taken out of them. Bit-coin wallet.
Boooooooooo
Half a map
This is definitely the answer. Bonus points for contextless clues to getting the other half.
A locked safe
An EMPTY locked safe.
As is tradition.
Leave a spider in it.
Expected treasure, but safe contained a live panther; would not buy again.
apologies to XKCD
Empty save for claw marks on the inside, and the creepiest doll you can find.
Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.
What am I missing
There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.
Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.
Shoebox
Filled with jolly ranchers.
Cum box?
Bathtub.
Not sure if you’re aware, but there’s a toilet in your bathtub.
Efficiency
Having pulled a toilet out to fix something more than once, the bathtub is exactly where you want to put it while you work.
Every bathtub’s a toilet if you believe in it enough.
Every toilet’s a bathtub if you believe in it enough.
The ole waffle stomper
There was an incident as a child
“They’re just holes with water”
I’ve got one of those too. Really annoying.
For those mega poops that overflow
Where else would it be?
In the sink
A porcelain doll
I’m a big fan of concealing doll heads behind drywall. The local hobby shop used to sell half-heads (just the face and neck, including eyes), so that was my go-to.
It was also a hard to fix drywall job, so it looks a little janky. It’s almost guaranteed that the next owner rips out that section and finds her.
You should put some cheese in there too to encourage rats and muce, so that the new occupants hear scratching sounds…
Fill some plastic bones from Walmart with some shot pellets.
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole
Fill it with 3-4 more wholes.
The skeletons in your closet.
EPIC TROLL!!!
Write a long ass book that’s filled with stupid stuff like “Fear not for I shall return from my deep sleep in 4*10^6 years and give the heavens (a bunch of virgin girls) to those who I find worshipping near the ground of this very hole you find the book I sent you” and toss it in.
DO NOT return in 4*10^6 years otherwise you wouldn’t have trolled the entire humanity.
