OMG you stupid idiots! I made this one comment that was sassy and now you’re all negatory on my ass. Knock it off. I was being sarcastic and silly. I mean, really, I will just delete the one sarcastic comment to get you all off my ass. Yes, I know what a Keanu Reeves meme is. I just wanted to be dark and sinister with sarcasm. Get over it. I’d really like to not to turn off notifications on my phone and I’d really like to not delete the sarcastic comment. I stand by my sarcasm. If you don’t like my sarcasm, scroll on by.