• misterp@lemmy.today
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    5 months ago

    They might have asked, but why should I answer? I mean, the 1990s and early 2000s are all neatly searchable on the internet. Look it THE FUCK up. This is why you internet computer dorks are all over Keanu Reeves in the first place and hate my comment. Because I’m right. You’re all a bunch of nerds and I just hang out here from time to time to remind you that you might like trying actually getting laid. But you never listen. Instead you obsess over Keanu. Maybe you are queer and need to be with Keanu and you’re jealous of Demi Moore.

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      5 months ago

      Imagine going out of your way to write a 50 line essay that doesn’t even contain the answer

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        5 months ago

        Imagine being you. I just imagined being you for like, 20 seconds, and I fell asleep from the boredom. I woke up and just ran over to my computer to tell you this. Because I’m a nice guy. I thought you needed to know that being you is kind of boring and made me fall asleep. I feel like it’s my public duty. You might consider not having descendants. Just to populate the world with more interesting people who are intelligent. I think this is pretty easy to do, because nobody would want to procreate with you, anyway.

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          5 months ago

          I can sort of see the point of farming downvotes on Reddit because, as pointless as it is, you can at least see how many you’ve accumulated.

          For you to do this here? I’m struggling to understand what you get out of this. Kind of weird man, so maybe you should think about what the point of all this is.