According to Alfred Matthew Yankovic:
There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box.
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks.
Every night for dinner, we had a big ol’ chunk of dirt.
If we were really good, we didn’t get dessert.
zanyllama52
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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0·27 days agoKimchi and sardines
0·28 days agoLaughs in keepassxc
0·29 days agoYes, I use Dvorak exclusively, and touch type.
My own artwork is mediocre at best, but holy hell, this thread is fun. Good stuff, everyone!
0·2 months agoStop paying rent to see who loses their home. It’s an ugly system.
0·2 months agoThe first video game I ever played was Asteroids in an arcade, before kindergarten.
Password reuse is a real mother fucker. Good luck.
Well, I would love it if my tightly wound boss would pull something like this. Way out of character.
As a college student, I walked into the multi-use bathroom, and proceeded to a urinal. Strange, rhythmic, wet sounds were coming from the lone stall in use. I thought, “Okay, what the hell is this?” and tried to wrap things up quick, in case things got weird. Too late. I then hear another strange sound from the stall, something like crinkling wax paper. None of this made sense to my young mind. Then I hear a wet “plop” from the stall, and more crinkling wax paper noises. I quickly finish up, and turn to leave. On the floor of the stall I can see a partially eaten Subway sandwich. Unbelievable
This base human then picks up the sandwich, and continues eating.
To this day, I do not eat Subway.
Some. Crossface chicken wing, ankle locks, hammer locks, etc. More of these techniques come from hapkido.
I’ve done several years of grecco-roman and freestyle wrestling, a little boxing, and several years of taekwondo, hapkido, and judo.
I’m an okay striker, but I like the close-up stuff more; joint locks, submissions, take downs, etc.
Looking to transition into Chinese martial arts in a few years.
1·3 months agoPlaying these on Steam Deck is amazing.
I gotta go hang a mud snake.
Donkey Kong Dentures lol wtf fantastic
I mean, that’s fucked up. I’m just glad it wasn’t on full blast out of the device speaker, or heavens forbid, a Bluetooth speaker!
All of which are disgusting.