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It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

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It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

I could pet 3 isopods

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

I don’t trust the support staff the other guy is going to pick.

They’re going to lady and the tramp it

Well that was certainly a thing

Hissen to be puneished

I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

He calls 'em like he sees 'em.

me_me_irl_irl

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

I never thought I’d die this way, but I always hoped

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