That makes sense, that it would be your subconscious alerting. In a similar vein, whenever I know I need to shower first thing in the morning (as opposed to before bed), I often dream of showering on the bed. Yes, like standing on the mattress on top of all the sheets and pillows and blankets. Or at least somewhere in the bedroom, like on carpeted floor next to wooden furniture. I HATE those dreams so much but they keep happening.

You forgot the leaking pipes, so of course everything relatively safe to touch is also wet and cold.

Congratulations! May your new life as homeowners bring you happiness!

Make sure you know where the water shutoff valves are, and that the electric breakers are labelled. And do not, I repeat, DO NOT start any DYI project on a Friday afternoon.

You’re right, thank you for pointing it out. I’ll change it.

Exercise outside (preferably in a natural setting) and with a group. Outdoor bootcamp is the holy grail for me. Reasons:

1. Outside air is easier to breathe than stale gym air

2. There’s always something interesting to look at while you slowly die

3. Clumps of grass don’t mind if I swear under my breath

4. PEER PRESSURE. IT WORKS.

5. At the end of the training session, trauma bonding with the rest of the group

Hobby: Telescopes upside-down or back-to-front, pointed through windows, with aperture caps on, without eyepieces, under heavy light pollution and glare, magically show Hubble-level images of something only visible from the opposite hemisphere.

Job: The Government knows everything about you and any employee can pull up any info on anyone in seconds. Ffs we can’t even get two departments to cooperate on a common database.

And loon calls in totally the wrong biomes, even continents!

Paralives! Because fuck EA for ruining The Sims (among many other games), it’s time for a good competitor. Plus, they’re from my city!

Thank you, I saw your exchange and now I understand what was meant.

Aah I saw their comment and your reply to them. That makes sense, sorry for the misunderstanding.

Sorry for butting in, but you wait “until things get serious” to tell people you’re into them just for the sex? I really want to give you the benefit of doubt because you’ve been respectful and articulate so far, but do you honestly not see the problem here? Why not just use Tinder for hookups?

I knew they were shitty to me and my brother, but rationalized most of it as being the product of a different culture and time. What really sealed the deal was finding out how shitty they were being to my elderly frail grandmother who was living with them. They made her last years on this Earth so miserable. I have lost all respect for them, I will never forgive them, and I’m glad to be hundreds of km away from them.

Depending on how thick the line was, maybe it was a cover-up for another tattoo? (or a group of tattoos)

For some reason I picture it as having really droopy jowls covering those canines. Like a mastiff on steroids.

U2’s With or Without You cover by April Meservy and Aaron Edson. It infuses the original with raw emotion - you can feel the pain and exhaustion.

Edited to add: And Marilyn Manson’s version of Tainted Love. It sounds sickening and toxic, making the song about much more than a breakup.

In the order I learned them:

• 🇷🇴 Romanian: Vă rog / Mulțumesc (native)

• 🇨🇵 French: S’il-vous-plaît / Merci

• 🇬🇧 English: Please / Thank you

• 🇪🇦 Spanish: Por favor / Gracias

• 🇯🇵 Japanese: Onegai / Arigato

• 🇨🇳 Mandarin: Qing / Xiè xie

• 🇮🇹 Italian: Per favore / Grazie

• 🇩🇪 German: Bitte / Danke

• 🇷🇺 Russian: Pozhalusta / Spasiba

Police Academy

The Mask of Zorro (1998, with Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones)

The Tenth Kingdom

So if I get this right, your dad turned homosexual from his babysitter… Then proceeded to have two, presumably biologic, kids?

What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck

I don’t know how to explain it… Like if you tried to bring your jaw backwards but without actually moving it? I think it’s the same thing as the “ear rumbling” others have mentioned. I’ve been doing it since I was very young so I don’t even remember how I learned it.