Square Singer

You want some stern words?

You are a useless peace of dead weight in this community. Your comments suck and you have no idea how people work and how to professionally communicate. I hope you never have a job, let alone one in a management role. You should leave and never come back. Get aborted retroactively! You make the world a worse place by your mere existance!

How do you feel about that? Are you going to change your behavior because of these “stern words”? Or are you going to think “What an idiot” and ignore everything I said?

And we both are just anonymous randos on the internet and while this comment is public, not a lot of people are going to read it and it will have zero impact to either of our lives.

Now imagine I was your boss, both of us are publically known people and I post this on the company social media account together with your full name.

And people still dig this up 10 years later to laugh at it.

Please reconsider your interpersonal behaviour.

I hope I never meet you. You really don’t know how to human.

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Here are a few Austrian ones:

“Häferl” (Cup): someone with anger management issues

“Du rüttelst am Watschenbaum” (You are shaking the slap tree): I’m close to deliver the fruit of said tree to you.

“Ohrwaschlkaktus” (Ear cactus): Someone with large, protruding ears

“Saubauch” (Hog belly): A way of telling someone that they are fat and dumb at the same time. But in a nice way.

It is really hard to have an unpopular opinion unless you are mentally deranged/a conspiracy theorist.

As evidenced by the comments under this very post. Even when trying most people can’t come up with an actually unpopular opinion.

You’ll drink this until the end of your life. Works the same with molten iron though.