If you’re early, you’re on time. If you’re on time, you’re late.

This is me, too

Decontamination time is fucking stupid. Like, the idea of it is good because we literally did that with Apollo, but in practice it’s just a chance to have semi-erotic fanfic play out as canon.

Lol nice

Where is random.org?

Happy that he’s finally gone

Oof

Your brother is older than your mom?

Edit: nm, your mom is from 84, I misread it as 88. Don’t have my glasses on rn.

Proof that JS is fucking stupid

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Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

It’s stormfront v2.

What? No. What does that have to do with anything? I’m talking about names like Draco Malfoy.

I’ll take that as canon given her other extremely obvious names

Extremely common, technically legal, and it is a lie to the consumer. It’s intentionally misleading.

Was honestly thinking the same thing

Ok, when you look at it like this, what physicists are seeing is the first two 1s and the 3, so seeing 1+1 = 3 in nature, and it obviously looks wrong to you, yeah, you try to figure out why it’s there: either (a) we don’t understand math, or (b) we missed something in the equation. Occam’s Razor says we missed something in the equation. So we add another 1 to make it make sense for now while we look for proof that either (a) or (b) are true.

Top-left, bottom-middle, bottom-right

I like Alwyzon. They’re in Austria and I’m in North America, but it doesn’t seem to matter. Somehow their servers are always so much quicker to respond than others.

And Chicago, and New York, and…