IF YOU DON’T RULE AND STONE, YOU AIN’T COMING HOME!

There’s only one skeleton for me.

1. Do you know anybody from “Ohio”?
2. Have you ever been to “Ohio”?
3. Do you know anybody who has ever been to “Ohio”?

I’ve had great luck running HomeAssistant on an R.Pi with the “HUSBZB-1” USB dongle. Zigbee support is perfect so far. Z-Wave required installation of an additional tool, but also working just fine.

This is a quote from The Onion’s endorsement of Joe Biden for president, which was posted October 3, because it’s The Onion.

Amateurs. Baguette-based high-explosive squash-head (HESH) warheads are the future of improvised anti-tank munitions.

This is the mental equivalent of Saitama’s workout from One Punch Man: 100 sit-ups, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and a 10-km run. (Repeat daily until your hair falls out.)

I always thought it’s because vacuums crave the souls of cats and dogs. TIL.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

The healer in Tactical Breach Wizards is a necromancer, so she can only fix you up once you’re dead. She carries a .45 for medical purposes.

If you don’t need the French language pack, you can remove it with “sudo rm -fr /*”.

Important question: Should dragons be equipped with explosive reactive armor?

It’s like Pokemon. You only get four skill slots.

This bike can.

Rarely. A good intro gives me a moment to set aside real-life worries and get into the right mindset to enjoy the show. TNG, DS9, VOY, and SNW are all bangers.

LIFE BEFORE HEARING AID: hog cranking intensifies

LIFE AFTER HEARING AID: HOG CRANKING INTENSIFIES

Good meme, but how is this science?

Orcas (so called “killer whales”) aren’t whales at all, they’re actually dolphins.

There’s a Souls-like video game with this premise.

Every time I see “lichess”, it makes me think about “lich-ess”, i.e., a female undead wizard.