little_tuptup@lemmy.mltoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?
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3 months agoWhat’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Driving to Texas. Half way there, at night, not many cars on the road, I seen glow on the left side of the road. Slowly I notice it’s a fire. As I get closer I noticed it was a pickup truck fully engulfed.
I ended up just driving without stopping because: I had somewhere I needed to be and I was exhausted Anyone that was in that truck was already dead
What can I do to expedite global warming? I want to do my part.