What’s the cup barely visible on the left? I’m wondering if that one explains the gigantic taco.

You mean Green Burrito?

Slut!

But they’re facing global condemnation. Some world leaders are furiously frowning at them!

They even have to endure CRITICISM. Can you even imagine such punishment?

The prison industrial complex was the status quo long before Biden was even born. Why limit it to him? Blame Nixon and Reagan for both the drug epidemic and the criminalization of drug possession (accounting for something like 40% of the current prison population), and the near collapse of mental health and rehabilitation programs. Blame Clinton for enabling the corporations to grow even richer off of slave labor.

Well yeah obviously but I wanted them to say that. Hoping for a confession here.

He wrote a significant part of the script before he died. Personally I think he would have approved.

also a vocal proponent of ideologies that the public overwhelmingly disagree with, and are openly hateful towards anyone who disagrees with them

This is news to me, what’s he been saying?

PUT…THE TP…DOWN! TP is for SHITTERS.

Almost learned this the hard way with a coworker. Mentioned to my boss that another (previously overweight) guy in our office had clearly lost a lot of weight and that I hadn’t had a chance to let him know he was looking good, and my boss got wide-eyed and said, “Don’t do that…he’s got stage III cancer.”

Hmm, what happened to “They’re sending us their criminals!”??

You’re right, but I just noticed something about that (I’m probably very late to the party here): so an endpoint of unregulated capitalism is that ownership is limited to a few, who almost certainly acquired ownership through some form of class exploitation and theft. Or, to oversimplify it…ownership is theft. Hmm, sounds familiar.

You sound like one of my PMs. “Klugerama, your coworker was able to resolve a UI issue in just 3 days, why did it take you over 3 weeks to convert 50k lines of code from C# to Java?”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child

Not a controlled environment but it’s happened several times, with varied results.

Not glass, but hardened resin. Used to track littoral currents and drift. Has metal so it can be found later with a metal detector.

Better call customer support.

Of course, they’re just going to tell you to turn it off and back on again.