Those knives would get absolutely backsplashed by bacteria.

If Luigi gets the death penalty, so should this guy.

Same

Forgive me, I’m still not sure what this means. Is this site just dead at the end of the month?

Can’t have that information leak to Putin.

How do I unsee an image

I hate to tell you this, but your friends are birds.

Oh sorry, how many planned parenthood’s have been bombed in the past decade? How’s that for “integrity.” When republicans don’t like something, they resort to actual terrorism. What regime does that remind you of? One that suppresses women’s voice. Stones them for infidelity. Ring any bells?

The courts have deemed a women’s life less important than their unborn child. What’s next?

Republicans widened the gap themselves by repealing roe vs wade. They literally are prosecuting women for seeking maternal healthcare. Get out of here with your “both sides” bullshit.

Republicans drool at the thought of this.

Just give The Dead Internet Theory a read.

Bots are absolutely used to keep communities alive to drive user engagement. Reddit for sure does it.

This always seemed to be the outcome, I’m just surprised it took this long for the court to speak up? Like hello, it’s been MONTHS of this nonsense.

Time to reign this rogue president in. Congress better do its job, and not let one man break the backbone of American democracy.

We are so screwed.

Woh, spoilers!

Not that I was going to watch any of them, but now that I know he only dies twice and not thrice, I’m definitely not watching them.

I would be applauding more if I wasn’t so embarrassed to be American right now.

Uh oh, looks like a dozen or so slaves are about to get some lashings for their grievous mistake.

Looking at you, Adobe. Creative cloud has sucked so much from me, but I need it for work.