As a child of the 80s and former smoker, I actually find the lingering smell of cigarettes in a smoking room super comforting, to the point that if a hotel has a smoking room option I take it.

My grandma got mighty upset when I tried to polish her whole head.

That’s just our mascot, the “Lemmdigo”.

-Lack- of magnesium can cause cramps.

Supplementing magnesium can help lots of people since it is lacking in many people’s diets. It can also help you get more and better sleep, just avoid magnesium oxide, that will just make you poop and is unfortunately the form used in many supplements and multi vitamins.

I got backstage access at a U2 concert pretending to be delivering potatoes.

I pictured a cyclist with anthracite wheels.

Self defenstration! Genius.

I paid for an argument!

I just know that their military has the best MREs.

No shit. My mom got a kitchen aid from my aunt and it has day unused under a hideous floral pattern dust cover because it was white and not pink like she wanted.

Next to the unused bread machine which is next to the George Foreman grill which is next to the panini press…

I still have my great grandma’s cast iron kitchen cube that she brought over from the old country.

I can’t even describe what that thing can do with pork chops.

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Imagine how massive the camera that took that picture is!

If women are truly the fairer sex, why are they always cheating at cards?

I wonder if there is a statue of limitations for situations like this…

I’m on the spectrum and digging a hole, diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole!