Born a few months after the first moon landing. Birthday is next week.

Ah, you should check out Terry Pratchett. One of his characters in his discworld series had a good theory on this

Vime’s boots theory

I need reading glass (sigh I got old) With an analogue watch face I can work out the time, blurred lines can be seen. Cant read blurred numbers.

Look down at the thighs and

Bash the bishop

Or Spelunky2, both excellent

Spelunky2 is worth checking out. Spent a lot of time on this one. Random procedurally generated levels. Maybe you’ll get a lucky run…