You know who else wanted more RAM? Harambe. I hope you’re fucking happy now

I mean, the other way you could interpret this is that they were prescribed opioids, got addicted to them, and then (because they were addicted) convinced themselves that their only option was the black market.

This kind of explains a lot about my life

Brave

It’s the archetype for a lot of what I hate about YouTube. I was actually kind of mad at the friend who recommended it to me

Bro, [obvious truism]. Brooo, [obvious truism]. Brooooo, [conspiracy theory].

I’m not anti-travel and I’ve enjoyed it in the past but I honestly think you pretty much nailed it. People try really hard to convince themselves that, actually, they’re not engaging in conspicuous consumption but instead growing as a person or whatever.

Optimists can be cringe but do you really think it makes them bad people?

Da, tovarishch, po yego povedeniyu srazu vidno, chto on amerikanets.

Take the guns first, due process later

Unlimited stacking is not realistic and I refuse to play this game until it has been addressed

Being illegible is the point. Doctors just write ‘his shit is fucked up, give him drugs or whatever idk’ in Latin and if people understood that they would freak out

Tremendous Suburbans, The Most Suburbans

It eats the cheese or it gets the covid medicine

In theory no, but in practice it does force you to put more thought into what you eat

You need to do both, but you can’t outrun your fork

This is part of a decades-long conflict over whether or not the CDC should be used to investigate gun violence and/or advocate for gun control

But it does express a popular opinion which helps us all feel good about ourselves, and that’s what really matters

Ethereum

I think it’s tasteless and disgusting, and they are probably all in some way harming themselves by being involved in such a thing

I look down on everybody involved in it, but that doesn’t give us the right to put them in cages