Sunschein

how did he not know who Steve Jobs was?

“usually”

So, are they still hooking up?

Kodos

I’m voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I’m sure of it.

It’s to wipe your mouth. There must be lemonade and fudge samples just out of frame.

I don’t see the problem. Even with all those venom glands, it should still be less than 3 ounces of liquid.

Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.