Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.

Jesus had no bio dad to give him a Y chromosome and was FTM

Same with bald people

Starring Ewan McGregor Mendel

Just keep saying the falsehood and never back down and eventually you’ll recruit followers and become rich and powerful

That’s entirely what I was going for

The Silmarillion actually has 10 pages that explain how Barad-dûr hops around on a little Baba Yaga foot but it got very tired shortly before LotR happened

Some people have never even looked at a dang banana

Well I mean people have to strip naked in the laundromat to wash their clothes. What, you guys don’t do that?

For real though, I’d guess it’s just because it’s sort of a meet-cute type of location since patrons may kill time there while their clothes wash and dry and might chat with other patrons while waiting.

Salvador Dalí (1904-1989)

Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

People seem to think they lived mostly or entirely in the 1800’s. The fact that Rick Wakeman of the rock bands Yes and The Strawbs had once pushed Dalí offstage in 1970 is such a weird overlap of eras.

France used the guillotine for the last time in 1977.

There is still one Blockbuster store open, located in Bend, Oregon.

IRL Daredevil villain

Hi, my name is HUH??

My name is WHUH??

My name is BWUH??

Slim shady

This Wilbury really do be traveling

Robert Plant with a dove

Alice Cooper with a chicken (that was then thrashed apart by the audience)

And Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off of a bat

Any other notable instances of rockers with live airborne animals on stage?

Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

Two possible scenarios:

1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

Kafka was only appreciated after his death

Been trying to

At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot

Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic