As it should.
The Asexual aisle
The whole aisle would be full of Frozen character themed garlic bread
The Asexual Dream
Some people dream about love, I dream about extra cheesy garlic bread with a side of soup
Dip that garlic bread in the soup.
People buy frozen garlic bread? Are 3 too many ingredients to make yourself?
You also have to think of the mess. With frozen garlic bread you only have to clean the baking pan.
Baking pan? You must be mistaken
It’s more than three ingredients. There’s also salt, parsley, and sometimes a light dusting of Parmesan cheese
you underestimate how lazy we are
I only regret that I have but one aisle to give
I see “portable snacks” back there and have no idea what that means. Are there… non-portable snacks??
I’m waiting for rackmount snacks. Tubes of Pringles lined up in a neat 2U enclosure, and redundant arrays of chocolates.
Yes boss, we’re uh validating the cooling systems in the server room.
Didn’t witches in fairy tales have candy or gingerbread houses?
If it’s in the US, I’m sure that there are some wheelbarrow snacks.
Still portable!
But beer and cold beer are different enough that you need to specifically put up 2 different signs for them less some poor soul looking for the cold beer sees the sign saying “beer” and thinks they would never dare to keep the cold beer next to the regular, presumably room temperature, beer.