I was always told never to talk about politics or religion because guaran-fuckin-teed you’re not going to change someone’s mind, and it’ll just end in arguments.

Obvious exceptions are politicians/pedophiles but that’s neither here nor there

There are a billion topics you can share your opinions about and change people’s world-view for the better, please America, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT POLITICS AND RELIGION!!! 😂

Yes it’s only yous savages

Scotland was, oddly, the last country in the UK do get rid of blasphemy laws, so the generation before mine used phrases like -

Jings, crivvens and help ma Boab!

And

In the name o the wee man!

Just a lot more gun-owning cowards

If you like phone puzzle games, have you tried Monument Valley?

Dunno who Jake Paul is but he looks like a cunt

Could someone post a gif of him being turned into wallpaper paste when it happens thanks

The French - Would you like me to burn your fucking car?

Another one is levelling.

A lot of people can see a picture frame is about 0.5° out of level and their fucking eye twitches until they fix it

Me included

That’s nuts when you think about it

You’re a fish?

Polite society - “Never, ever discuss politics or religion. Thinking that you can change someone’s mind on either of these subjects is foolish and arrogant and the conversation will always, without fail, end in an argument”

Americans for some fucking reason - “Hold my high fructose corn syrup”

That’s a tram you daft cunt

I love books

My biggest recommendation is to avoid asking for recommendations online, particularly in reading - centric communities.

People love to pretend their favourite books are classical just through sheer pretentiousness

The most genuine people you’ll find in life are the ones that are perfectly happy to admit they fucking love a trashy thriller

Perfect for the quivering shitebag coward in your life 😊

What century do you live in where you have to actually log in to pay your mortgage?! 😂

Four seconds of reading Vs a 16 minute video

I’d rather shite in my own hands and clap than click a YouTube thumbnail like that

the cat

I feel old

I always find it strange that nobody ever mentions World of Goo

I hate games like that but I couldn’t put it down!

You hit the nail on the head when you said “expats or exiles”

They’re immigrants, and it’s only Brits and Yanks that refuse to admit it

I’m an immigrant. Learn the fucking language yous cunts. Respect the country’s mindset. Pay your fucking taxes.

Washing machines are a thing

Aye you’re right I do!