Hey, What’s Going On!

No thank you.

They spelled it with an accent

White trash British girls in four wheel drive vehicles only.

Emergency Rooms are closed this weekend due to Medicare cuts.

The geese will show no mercy.

No

Covid proved that if given a year most of us won’t get our shit together.

Drinking alone is a sign of alcoholism. That’s why I drink with my six cats!

It will be a Trump hotel and MAGA nuts will go stay there.

Blocked that account.

I’m an engineer. It’s my job to be wrong until I’m right.

Love tuna sushi. Hate hate hate canned tuna!

Pretty common here in the Midwest.

So is this a factory worker testing these?

I don’t know what kiwifarms is. And hey you know what ignorance is bliss.

Dead Dead Dead

I have a kidney transplant and require medication to live.

If that lady becomes a supervillain, I get it.

No.

Son I am concerned about the way you have been acting. Please reach out to me.

Signed Your Loving Father General Walton Population.