Start calling him Hagueseth because that’s where he belongs.

Money

Most people think the cubicle is a downgrade from what we had before. I think this comes from people believing these people would be in offices if not for the cubicle farm. In reality most of these people would be in a open environment with desks next to each other. The cubicle was the upgrade.

Looks like I need to start working on my Irish accent.

Not quite priceless. Someone has a price.

As American I say this is unacceptable! We should revolt!

There is no cat in this picture. Therefore this is not Istanbul, merely Constantinople.

Hmm, well it’s not a bike. I know that much.

Dong, dong, dong!

40s. Have a group of friends that try to meet up twice a month to play Dungeons and Dragons. Then we have other friends we probably see every few months.

I don’t trust math. Something doesn’t add up here.

No, you just have to be born rich.

I said what I said.

Ohio is New England’s bastard child and doesn’t belong in the Midwest.

I’m a network engineer for a large telecom company. So technically, yes?

The traditional way. Peel it and look directly into the camera as you slowly lick the peels.

I love that they gave it a crumb as well.

My super black hole like gravity.

Not always, not always! Oh god damn it.

Hells yeah!