Don’t know what app you’re talking about mate. I use the browser. It’s lovely.

Please be quiet and take my currency.

I started to go bald in my early twenties and started shaving it. I haven’t been to a barber in decades now. Even if they came up with the perfect baldness cure, I wouldn’t take it.

How dare she?

Them laughing their asses off, knowing they won’t have children.

Don’t worry we’ve arrested the 911 caller. Proceed with the fire.

Do I still have the same parents?

Start calling him Hagueseth because that’s where he belongs.

Money

Most people think the cubicle is a downgrade from what we had before. I think this comes from people believing these people would be in offices if not for the cubicle farm. In reality most of these people would be in a open environment with desks next to each other. The cubicle was the upgrade.

Looks like I need to start working on my Irish accent.

Not quite priceless. Someone has a price.

As American I say this is unacceptable! We should revolt!

There is no cat in this picture. Therefore this is not Istanbul, merely Constantinople.

Hmm, well it’s not a bike. I know that much.

Dong, dong, dong!

40s. Have a group of friends that try to meet up twice a month to play Dungeons and Dragons. Then we have other friends we probably see every few months.

I don’t trust math. Something doesn’t add up here.

No, you just have to be born rich.

I said what I said.