Won’t somebody feed the trolls?!

Or trolls. I swear the internet as a whole forgot that the best way to deal with all of the above (AND idiots!) is to stop engaging.

I blame modern social media. People are too well trained to feed the algo, even here on the fediverse.

How about featuring?

Sounds like you don’t know how to jam.

No! I vanted orange!

“Neat!”

It needs to be realocated even now and it isn’t. No reason to think a secession would change things.

They’re waiting for new material.

People like you should be locked up

TIL Stamets is named after a real mycologist.

Mycelium > yourcelium

You neved heard phylum before? You phylustine!

Ok, and where is that random existential dread coming from?

Yeah. Apparently I’ve been using swings at recess wrong this whole time.

Sex on the internet

Edit: Holy shit it worked!

Yuri

Made the transition from Reddit to Lemmy that much smoother. Instead of the_donald there is hexbear and it’s shockingly similar. Made me feel right at home.

I’m thirty-seven. I’m not old!

That shit slaps!