Stop that, stop that! Go on, clear off! Go on, go away! And you, clear off! Bloody weather.

Not gonna lie, this image actually had me completely fooled.

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That guy in the middle is literally called: The Lord of the Rings. It’s like his parents couldn’t decide on what character they should name their son after. So they just said ‘fuck it’ and named him the actual title of the franchise.

Edit: I just noticed the comma. So this guy’s first name is ‘Lord of the Rings’ and his surname is ‘The’. “Oh please, Mr. The was my father. Call me Lord of the Rings.”

Whoever it was, I think we’ve already taken it.

Cancer is le bad.

Would you care to elaborate?

https://youtu.be/E3IN2HZBZwY

I don’t know if I agree with that, let’s go around the room again, all in favour? /s

I don’t know what AMRAAMs are but I’ll bet it’s for nerds like you!

Why?

Imagine, if you will. A man so desperate for human companionship he is willing to avoid any and all women he comes across. So determined to not come across as a creep or weirdo. Little did he know he just came across the Friendlight Zone.

I don’t want to toot my own horn. But this would be a perfect Twilight Zone episode 😂

I asked my gf in person as well because i just think its just important to be genuine and personal about it.

When you say you asked your gf in person. What exactly do you mean by this?

Maybe like a one million dollar fine? That’s a lot of money, you know.

“It’s okay, we can enshitfy a little.” - the board at Mozilla probably.

I always heard: “I got some reins down in Africa.”

Edit: lol, I still hear it.

Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.

But really in the first few messages? Again, I’m all game. But I don’t want to scare her off or something.

Seriously? I was always told you text for like two or three days first before going on a date. Oh I could definitely do that. I actually really hate texting XD

Bland from the outside, favourable on the inside?