Soon as I heard about the price of games I was out

Had my first experience of a bidet in Japan but not just that, the toilet seat was heated too, that was my first dump after landing

Always be polite to your future overlords

Your mom been on Amazon again?

I do

I’ve seen this “anime” before

Here’s hoping

Could be worse, she could microwave tea instead of using a kettle…isn’t that right Americans

What’s a dryer sheet, I’m nearly 40 and I’ve never heard of that

Before I bought a Steam Deck I had never used Linux but now I really like it, honestly I’m tempted to install SteamOS on my PC as it’s only ever used for gaming anyway

Loadsa Yanks in Edinburgh

My PC does this really annoying thing, whenever I tell it to Install and Shut Down the bloody thing restarts every time

I’m an adult now but I think I have ADHD, like this for example someone could be explaining something important to me but my mind is off in a dozen different places missing everything

Fuck Coca-Cola drink Irn Bru!

Nobody else just buy their favourite shirt in bulk, I have like 10 shirts and jeans identical in my wardrobe

I really like my Steam Deck, it basically retired my Switch, the last time I saw that it was caked in dust

Is this better than Hero Launcher?

I don’t speak crazy, can someone explain Trumps issue with Greenland to me, thanks

It’s a good thing America has a good health care system then right…right?

I haven’t picked that one up yet, definitely on my list though